tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65859671546255597082009-10-01T00:09:30.431-07:00Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10985668216296315708noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6585967154625559708.post-82133122292363216252008-02-14T10:52:00.000-08:002008-02-16T16:58:27.649-08:00<img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/iceice.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/votenader.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/abstinence.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/marryme.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/dontshoot.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/welcomehome.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/dole96.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6585967154625559708-8213312229236321625?l=subterfugue.blogspot.com'/></div>Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10985668216296315708noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6585967154625559708.post-57641769417263060872008-02-12T16:21:00.000-08:002008-02-12T16:23:01.847-08:00<img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/tellsoul.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/fuckoff.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.charlatantric.com/pics/firstdate.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6585967154625559708-5764176941726306087?l=subterfugue.blogspot.com'/></div>Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10985668216296315708noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6585967154625559708.post-60722525987062565722008-01-25T03:55:00.000-08:002008-01-25T05:49:24.673-08:00I'd like to name my first-born child Jewish just so the following conversation can take place.<br /><br />"Hey, what's your name?"<br />"I'm Jewish."<br />"Uhh, that's cool, I'm Christian."<br />"No, I mean my name is Jewish."<br />"Yeah, and my name's Christian."<br />"....I hate my dad."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6585967154625559708-6072252598706256572?l=subterfugue.blogspot.com'/></div>Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10985668216296315708noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6585967154625559708.post-75705184099265102162008-01-24T06:07:00.000-08:002008-01-24T06:23:13.609-08:00I wish the German word <i>kampf</i> doubled as a time indicator so when asked what time it is, I can reply with "Nine kampf!"<br /><br />Upon being told I'm always two steps ahead of everyone else when I went off on a random tangent, I quipped, "Yes, but the edge of the cliff is only one step away."<br /><br />The next time a girl I'm with tells me she's cumming, I'll get down and put my face in her vag, telling her, "Yeah, cum on my face, make me the dirty little whore I am!"<br /><br />Would you rather be with an average girl who's dead sexy, or a gorgeous girl who's a total fish? The correct answer is an average girl who's dead sexy, if only because you can't scale fish.<br /><br />I can't stop saying "Buca di Beppo" with a Mario accent.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6585967154625559708-7570518409926510216?l=subterfugue.blogspot.com'/></div>Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10985668216296315708noreply@blogger.com0